Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
  • Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.
  • Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.
  • “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?
  • Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.