💾 Save Image A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in. Jan 21, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs rejection from a man when even your dog's like, 'Nah, I'm out' 🤣🐶 #dogloyalty #rejectedbyboth" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)? I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved. Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: advances, bed, companionship, dog, every, humor, hurt, i, man, me, rejection, relationships, time
