A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in. Commentary:"Who needs rejection from a man when even your dog's like, 'Nah, I'm out' 🤣🐶 #dogloyalty #rejectedbyboth" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment. What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)? To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
