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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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