Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say ‘professional ice cream taster’ so they could finally pursue their true calling?”

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