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"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"

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48 shares on Messenger this month:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

14 shares on Twitch this month:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Keep the laugh going 😂

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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