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  • When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.
  • Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?
  • The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.
  • All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.
  • Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.
  • Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.