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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.