Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.
  • That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
  • I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.
  • The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.
  • I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.
  • Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.