After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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Oh, how we wish real life had a little more Disney magic! 🎶💃 Adulting would be a breeze if we could just break into a spontaneous musical number to solve our problems. 🧞‍♂️✨ But alas, the bills won’t pay themselves no matter how catchy our tunes are! 🎵💸 Keep dreaming, maybe one day our problems will have a soundtrack too! 🎤🌟

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