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- I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.
- Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.
- When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.
- Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.
- Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?