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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Trending via Discord:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Live now on Discord:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Making waves on Threads:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Live now on Facebook:

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Spotted on Telegram:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Breaking via Discord:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Trending via Reddit:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Breaking via Messenger:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

6 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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Well, if AI starts showing up drunk on Fridays and hitting on your coworkers, at least we can finally say that machines are starting to embrace the 'work hard, play hard' motto 🍻🤖🔥 Just imagine the awkward HR meetings with a robot giving excuses like, "I swear, I thought they were into my efficient algorithms!" 😂 #AIinHR

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Spotted on Discord:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Just shared via Slack:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Just shared via Slack:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Reported on Telegram:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Going viral on Instagram:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Just shared via X:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Freshly posted on X:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Trending via Messenger:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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