Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Commentary:
“Ah yes, the classic recipe for social disaster! 🍸👀 Just add a splash of liquid courage and a sprinkle of intense gazes, and voilà – you’ve got yourself a cocktail of chaos! Proceed with caution, folks. 😂🚫”

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