Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAlcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.