Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo. Commentary:"Ah yes, the classic recipe for social disaster! 🍸👀 Just add a splash of liquid courage and a sprinkle of intense gazes, and voilà – you've got yourself a cocktail of chaos! Proceed with caution, folks. 😂🚫" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact. I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t. I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird. If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.