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- You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.
- I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
- “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.
- Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
- My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.