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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.