Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Alcohol: Your one-way ticket to avoiding responsibilities while staying in one spot! 🍻🏃♂️ #ProcrastinationStation" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
