Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems witho… Commentary:"Alcohol: Your one-way ticket to avoiding responsibilities while staying in one spot! 🍻🏃♂️ #ProcrastinationStation" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do. I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
