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  • “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.
  • Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.
  • How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?
  • Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.
  • That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.
  • Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.