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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire th…

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire th…

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"Technically speaking, we're all closer to being millionaires than Jeff Bezos… unless you're Jeff Bezos. 💸😂 #DreamBig"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ambition, being, bezos, comparison, humor, jeff, Jeff Bezos, millionaire, saying, wealth on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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