All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Technically speaking, we're all closer to being millionaires than Jeff Bezos… unless you're Jeff Bezos. 💸😂 #DreamBig" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids. God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire. If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff. I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.