All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.