All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. Funny Quotes May 20, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAll I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all. That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”