All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Technically speaking, we're all closer to being millionaires than Jeff Bezos… unless you're Jeff Bezos. 💸😂 #DreamBig" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all. Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit. One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.