An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Commentary:
“Imagine getting an email so annoying that you consider throwing your computer out the window and chasing after the delivery truck like your life depends on it! 📧🤯 Maybe next time we can customize the ‘return to sender’ option to include the computer too! 💻😂”

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