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Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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I need a day off from myself.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Making waves on Instagram:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Breaking via Telegram:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

2 weeks ago

Humorous quote about divine rest and laundry, playfully highlighting chores and patience.

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Commentary:
Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!

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I have thought one billion times about everything.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Breaking via YouTube:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Just landed via X:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Seen just now on X:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Just shared via Facebook:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Making waves on Discord:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Spotted on Slack:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Seen just now on TikTok:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Seen just now on Twitch:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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