Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The government even made aliens boring.
  • I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.
  • If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
  • Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.
  • Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.
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