Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.