Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We're just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a 'fuselage' takes a little time.

Commentary:
“Attention passengers! 🛫✈️ We apologize for the delay – apparently, our aircraft just can’t take off without that one fancy ‘fuselage’ part, which seems to be stuck in the future with its 3D printing! 🤖🕰️ Hang in there, we’ll get you soaring through the skies in no time! 😅”

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