Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
  • Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
  • I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.
  • Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.
  • One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.