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56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

37 shares on Threads this month:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

94 shares on Threads this month:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

77 shares on YouTube this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

78 shares on Discord this month:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Keep the laugh going 😂

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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