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  • Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, β€˜Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
  • It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.
  • The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.
  • Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
  • Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
  • I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.