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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.