As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet” Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching? I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.