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"🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️"

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72 shares on Twitch this month:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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I only drink when I people.

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There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Keep the laugh going 😂

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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