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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarmi…

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarmi…

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"🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, always, concern, Earth, environmental, environmental concern, fantasy, humor, intrigue, level, mermaid, ocean, sea, sea level, someone, wanted on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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