As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"🌊🧜♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜♀️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood. The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor. People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.