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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.