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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.