At my funeral, sit me up so I can see whoโs talking to my man. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who said you can't have popcorn-worthy drama even from the afterlife? 👀🍿 #DramaFromTheGrave 💁♀️💀" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
