At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my m… Commentary:"Who said you can't have popcorn-worthy drama even from the afterlife? 👀🍿 #DramaFromTheGrave 💁♀️💀" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit. When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings. Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking. Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.
