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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.