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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

77 shares on Discord this month:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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