Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you’re going through hell, keep going.
  • All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.
  • Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
  • Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
  • Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.