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- My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.
- I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.
- The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.
- I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
- Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.