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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.