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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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