Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”
  • If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.
  • Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.
  • Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
  • People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
  • Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.