Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything. Posted onOct 18, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeer is like the color black: it goes with everything. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.