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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.