Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
  • My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
  • Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.
  • I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • 11 out of 10 women are always right.