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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.