Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.