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"Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"

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90 shares on Telegram this month:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

42 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

13 shares on Threads this month:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Just landed via Slack:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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