Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. Commentary:"Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck. I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.