Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.
  • People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
  • Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
  • I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
  • You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.
  • I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.