Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 5, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBest threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents. This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.