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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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"Who needs a crowd when you've got the ultimate trio of comfort and coziness – the dynamic threesome of you, your bed, and that loyal sidekick, the pillow. A perfect combination for a sleepover that never disappoints!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, alone time, bed, best, comfort, humor, me, pillow, relationship, sleep, threesome, time on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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