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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?