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Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Spotted on Messenger:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Just landed via Twitch:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Going bananas on Slack:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Shared recently on Slack:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Funny quote about extreme energy cravings, featuring witty text expressing over-the-top caffeine dependence.
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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

82 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

83 shares on Threads this month:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

84 shares on X this month:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

69 shares on Discord this month:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

14 shares on X this month:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Making waves on Messenger:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Breaking via YouTube:

That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Going viral on Reddit:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Making waves on Pinterest:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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