Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs coffee when you can chew on a power line? ⚡☕ Just don't forget to floss those sparks away! 😉 #ElectrifyingEnergy #PowerToThePeople" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing. Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work. You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait. Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.