Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts. Posted onMay 9, 2024May 9, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCan’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity. I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
