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  • In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.
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  • The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
  • My diet was going really well until I woke up.
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  • You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.