Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

That awkward moment between birth and death.