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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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2 months ago

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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Oh good. Another day.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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