Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Commentary:
“RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏”

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