Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?” Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppChristmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.
