Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask βis it in yet?β Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now? Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.
