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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask…

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask…

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, bank, bonus, call, Christmas, humor, joke, money, small on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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