Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask βis it in yet?β Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy. Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.