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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, bank, bonus, call, Christmas, humor, joke, money, small on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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