Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
  • If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.
  • I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.
  • AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.
  • A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.
  • According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.