Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.
  • The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.
  • All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
  • Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.
  • You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.
  • People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.