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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun thing…

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun thing…

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"Who knew that math and starvation could be such a riot 🤓🍴! Counting calories: the ultimate multitasking experience for those looking to crunch numbers while hunger strikes! 🧮🍔 #MathNerd #HangryHilarity"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calory, counting, diet, eating, food, fun, great, humor, irony, math, not eating, super, things on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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