Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCounting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate math, but I love counting money. I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. With great power comes a great electricity bill. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
