CLAREMORE—In a bold romantic gesture, Claremore’s Love Coalition has announced a new Valentine’s Day tradition: couples swapping phones. “Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!” said founder Gretchen Flume at a press conference to a room filled with visibly sweating attendees.

Participants initially claimed excitement, but nerves quickly set in. “It’s a great idea,” said local romantic Abe Jenson, fiddling with his phone’s lock screen. “Nothing says ‘I trust you’ like handing over my entire digital life.”

As the day approaches, local therapists and tech repair shops are preparing for the aftermath. “We expect a surge in couples counseling and deleted browser history recoveries,” predicts therapist Liz Tockman. Meanwhile, participants plan to exchange roses alongside shattered trust, ensuring everyone leaves with at least one thorny memory.