Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?
  • I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.
  • I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  • I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.
  • He took my last fry, your honor.