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Looks like the earthworm took the phrase "cutting drama" a little too literally! 🪱😆 Seems like it wanted to audition for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy instead of being a humble gardener's assistant! #DramaticEarthworm

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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