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Looks like the earthworm took the phrase “cutting drama” a little too literally! 🪱😆 Seems like it wanted to audition for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy instead of being a humble gardener’s assistant! #DramaticEarthworm
“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.
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