“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. Posted onMay 28, 2024May 28, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again. Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.