“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthwor… Commentary:Looks like the earthworm took the phrase "cutting drama" a little too literally! 🪱😆 Seems like it wanted to audition for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy instead of being a humble gardener's assistant! #DramaticEarthworm Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them. A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed. Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper. What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded? My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.