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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Going viral on Slack:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Just landed via Twitch:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Just shared via Threads:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Just shared via Instagram:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.
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Looks like the earthworm took the phrase "cutting drama" a little too literally! 🪱😆 Seems like it wanted to audition for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy instead of being a humble gardener's assistant! #DramaticEarthworm

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Going viral on Telegram:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Going viral on Threads:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Going viral on Facebook:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Just shared via WeChat:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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