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🤣☕️ "Day 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye… Maybe it's time to switch to decaf before we start losing our sense of taste in our elbows too! Hang in there, caffeine withdrawals can be a real eye-opener… literally!" 😂

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Girls are perverts when they like you.

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