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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.