Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
  • My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!
  • No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.
  • My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.
  • Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
  • I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.