Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye. Posted onSep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDay number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?