Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Commentary:
🤣☕️ “Day 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye… Maybe it’s time to switch to decaf before we start losing our sense of taste in our elbows too! Hang in there, caffeine withdrawals can be a real eye-opener… literally!” 😂

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