Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.
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  • Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.
  • Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.
  • I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.