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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.