💾 Save Image Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla. Jan 23, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long. Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them! Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession. I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: beauty, beauty standard, commercial, commercials, gorilla, hairless, hairless leg, humor, impress, leg, legs, razor, satire, shave, shaving, someone, standard, stop, want