Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long. Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them! Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.
