Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.