Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.
  • Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.
  • Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.
  • Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
  • Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.
  • Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.