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“Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They’ll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they’re not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!”
Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
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Haha, isn’t that the truth? My dog has developed acrobat-level balance just to scrutinize my dinner! 🐶🥩 Can’t decide if I should be proud or get him a pair of binoculars 😂.