Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!