Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.