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Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Trending via Messenger:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Reported on Facebook:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Making waves on TikTok:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Seen just now on YouTube:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

6 months ago

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Shared recently on X:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Making waves on YouTube:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Going viral on Messenger:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Breaking via Twitch:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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