💾 Save Image Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Elevators: the ultimate test of trust fall with a machine 🙈. Who needs an adrenaline rush when you can just take the stairs and sneak in a leg workout? 🚶♂️ #StairMaster" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it. Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators. Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know. The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: avoid, elevator, fear, frighten, humor, i, joke, me, pun, steps, take
