Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them. Posted onMay 21, 2024May 21, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators. The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know. My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
