Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.
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  • Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
  • The only joke my mom ever made was me.
  • Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.
  • When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.