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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.