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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

99 shares on Slack this month:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

39 shares on Discord this month:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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