Every single bad day happened because I woke up. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery single bad day happened because I woke up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person. I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out. I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.