Every single bad day happened because I woke up. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like that snooze button is the real MVP 🛌💤 Don't worry, tomorrow is another chance to blame your alarm clock for everything 😆⏰ #MorningStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person. I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.