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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.