Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.