Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience. Posted onNov 17, 2023Nov 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right? I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn. Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.