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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.