Trendy Funny Quotes

  • After 25, you’re pretty much 30.
  • I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
  • Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”
  • If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.
  • My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
  • My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.