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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.