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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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