Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
  • All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.
  • When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.
  • What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”
  • If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
  • I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.